Its literally principal Skinner from the Simpsons, but one day he found a power glove. He marched right up in superintendent Chalmers' face and punched the motherfucker. Now he superintendent. *Right hand punch = ~7 times as strong as Popeye on spinach punch.
He punch REAL* good. Also can make things explode with his mind. Rocket boots feed off the thermal and seismic energy of the earth, can help him jump, run very quickly, and briefly fly (for about a minute, but very quickly).
Everything. He's just some guy.